Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
It starts so young, and I'm angry about that. The garbage we're taught. About love, about what's "romantic." Look at so many of the so-called romantic figures in books and movies. Do we ever stop and think how many of them would cause serious and...
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Deb Caletti
A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Don't be in temper, to leave so quickly, that I may be dying. But all too soon, the leaves and debris will gather elsewhere.
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Anthony Liccione
What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers — that man and woman sitting on my sofa — are actually my parents. Oh, you mean your place? Yes, let’s evict your...
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Jonathan Dunne
Reading the bible is like dumpster diving. You sift through the garbage hoping to find anything of value.
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Nick Krampus
More Quotes By Andy Rooney
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa...
The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.
I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
